i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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