I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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