Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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