she's into porn, im staying here tonight
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
