Don't you send me to vm
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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