ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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