Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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