I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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