Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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