I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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