no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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