Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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