:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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