I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Thank you for not boning my boss.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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