Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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