AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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