What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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