idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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