There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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