I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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