Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I need to sanitize my soul.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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