this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
