Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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