shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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