would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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