Pappa wants mamma naked
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
How does it feel to date your dad?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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