Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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