morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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