I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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