The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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