I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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