Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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