but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Soap is not a condiment
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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