so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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