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• (219): View more from Indiana

  The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Love me.

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  GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.

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  Just for one nugget?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?

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  omg mom no

  (504): View more from Louisiana

  It's so blood brotha crip what be good

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  I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?

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• (315): View more from New York

  yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Thanks for the hospitality last night.

  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  You mean sex?

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  Yes....hospitality.

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