Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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