I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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