she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I lost the right to judge tonight
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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