did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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