Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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