Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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