But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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