Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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