im gay
i know
yea but for you.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
