So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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