You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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