On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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