i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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