I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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