you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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