I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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