We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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