he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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