Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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